Please note: I don't have an actual horse.
Ken: Btw Zen I highly recommend jumping off mountain with horse it's hilarious
Zen: lmaooooo omg if thsi was a real life convo and no one knew the context....
Ken: Hahahha omg I'm drawing this I've added it to the list
Zen: Like just imagining us in a cafe sipping hot coco "Oh and by the way, I HIGHLY recommend jumping off mountains with a horse. It's HILARIOUS." *sips drink as we chortle and i respond* oh indeed. I have done that NUMEROUS times. Tis a laugh!"
"Sad the horse dies when I do. I go through them SO fast."
Ken: "If you angle the jump just right, it'll shoot out from under you like a torpedo." person overhearing: ?!?!?
Zen: "One time I did it the horses head went forward in such an exaggerated manner, almost like a rubber necked goose! *chortling* *sips more drink**
Ken: *adjusts monocle* "Quite. It makes for a glorious moment if you throw cheese wheels mid jump."
Zen: LMAO YOU CAN DO THAT?